February 2010
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January 2010
178 posts
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“There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.”
Quiet Girl
I would liken you
To a night without stars
Were it not for your eyes.
I would liken you
To a sleep without dreams
Were it not for your songs.
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“I don’t think a killer chorus ever hurt the world.”
Dear Darla...
I hate your stinking guts.
You make me vomit.
You’re the scum between my toes.
Love,
Alfalfa
“Some artists want your money so they can buy Range Rovers and diamond bracelets,...”
Alice's Trial
King of Hearts: What do you know about this unfortunate affair?
March Hare: Nothing.
Queen of Hearts: Nothing whatever?
March Hare: Nothing whatever!
Queen of Hearts: [shouts] That's very important! Jury, write that down!
“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what...”
The Many Definitions of Fart
1. 1-man salute 2. 7.4 on the Rectum scale 3. Acid-rain maker 4. After the thunder comes the rain 5. Air bagel 6. Airbrush your boxers 7. Anal acoustics 8. Anal ahem 9. Anal audio 10. Anal salute 11. Anal volcano 12. Arse blast 13. Ass blaster 14. Ass-scented methane 15. Ass biscuit 16. Ass thunder 17. Ass whistle 18. A turd whistling for the right of way 19. Backdoor breeze 20....
“That’s alright. That’s okay. You’re gonna pump our gas...”
Bringing Down The House
Ashley: [to Peter, about Charlene] What is she doin' here?
Charlene Morton: Oh, get used to it, Twiggy; you're gonna be seein' a lot more of me around here!
Ashley: [to Charlene] Not without a broom in your hand.
Charlene Morton: If I HAVE a broom, it's only cuz I'm here to sweep up the white trash!
Ashley: Save it for the Y.M.C.A, Jemimah.
Charlene Morton: Bitch! I will kick the bulimia outta yo' ass!
“I’m not trying to prove to anybody that I’m going to be here for 30 years. You...”
“There is always some madness in love. But there is also some reason in madness.”
